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Voltaire's Last Word Was 'Cultivate Your Garden'

Prajjwal Chittori · November 2022

Voltaire spends all of Candide dismantling the idea that this is the best of all possible worlds. He drags his hero through earthquakes, war, betrayal, every horror he can invent, specifically to mock the philosophers who insisted everything happens for the optimal reason. And then, at the very end, after all the grand cosmic argument, the book lands on six words. Il faut cultiver notre jardin. We must cultivate our garden.

It’s an anticlimax on purpose, and one of the wisest endings ever written.

After hundreds of pages of the biggest possible questions — is the world good, is suffering justified, what’s it all for — Voltaire’s answer is to stop asking and go tend something small and real. Not because the big questions don’t matter, but because grinding on them produces nothing and tending your actual plot produces food. The garden is finite. It responds to effort. You can make it measurably better by Tuesday. The cosmos won’t respond to your theorizing, but the soil in front of you responds to your hands.

I read this as a deeply Enlightenment, almost deist move. The deists had quietly given up on a God who reaches in and fixes things from above; the universe ran on its own laws and wasn’t going to optimize your life. So what’s left for someone who’s stopped expecting rescue from above. Work. Local, concrete, within-reach work. You can’t fix the world by demanding the heavens improve it. You can fix the one patch your hands reach. Cultivate your garden.

For builders this is the antidote to a specific disease, and I’ve had it badly. The disease of the grand plan — the ten-year vision, the master strategy, the endless argument about the perfect architecture, the market thesis refined for months. It all feels important and none of it is a tomato. Voltaire’s medicine is to notice when you’ve been philosophizing about the orchard instead of planting one seed, and go plant the seed. Ship the small thing. Fix the one bug. Make the one patch of reality in front of you actually better today, instead of theorizing about the best of all possible products.

There’s a discipline of scale in it. The garden is the right size — big enough to matter, small enough to actually move. When I get lost, and I do, I’m a sucker for the grand cosmic version of any question, the recovery is always the same: shrink the frame until I find the patch I can affect today, and go affect it. The grand world-historical question can sit there unanswered. It was always going to sit there unanswered. Meanwhile the garden gets weeds whether or not I’ve resolved the problem of evil, and the weeds, unlike the cosmos, are within my power.

Voltaire could have ended Candide with a thesis. He’d earned one; he’d spent the whole book building toward it. Instead he ended with a chore, because the chore is the thesis. Stop interrogating the universe and go work your plot. The universe was never going to answer. The plot will.

We must cultivate our garden. Everything else is the best of all possible procrastinations.


One of a series of essays. I’m Prajjwal Chittori. prajjwalchittori.com.